People! Some of you know me, and that makes you cool. For the rest of you, this is Jaye Tyler. I rename people, I make fun of you and I tell everyone what you're doing. It's kind of my thing. So here, let's grab this stack of notes that thank god isn't as bad as what was happening yesterday and get to it.

First of all, there were zombie gremlins. ( Read more... )

Well, good morning, I guess. This is Jaye from Niagara Falls, coming to you because the squirrels I think decided to go on some kind of bender to NYC for New Year's and ended up at my place with a stack of notes. Because it's not like I have to get to work in time to sell overpriced souvenirs to people who thought it'd be a good idea to go to ( Read more... )

*sound of knocking*

I'm coming, I'm coming! I-

*sound of door opening*

...How the hell do you stalkers know where I live?

*chittering*

Hey, I will have you know my trailer is very nice, considering... it's a trailer. Did you hike here from Fandom? Are you... Are you broadcasting me right now ( Read more... )

Well, Fandom, this is Jaye, here with my last broadcast for a while-

*sound of a walnut hitting a forehead*

Thanks, guys. Tonight's my last shift at Caritas, so if you come in, you get a free drink! Because I don't care and my boss isn't here!

Anyway, classes are out so there's not much going on at school, aside from Anakin hanging in his ( Read more... )

*dead air*

Um, hey, I've just been busy, uh. Staring at the squirrels. They have a lot of tiny shot glasses around and I'm not sure why and they're not sharing. Details or the rum.

I'm just gonna go ahead and read these notes then...

( idk okay )

-Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. Though I don't know why I'm here. It's only Wednesday ( Read more... )

Welcome to Thursday, people of Fandom.

What, you thought you were getting something interesting here? No. You thought wrong.

( radioooo )

So, it's Jaye, alone and without the aid of a screechy girl who's trying to control everybody's lives. And behalf of myself and WTFH, I just want to say... I didn't know the radio signals could do that, I have zero liability in this, and you can't prove that I'm responsible.

( and with that disclaimer... )

Jaye: Well, it's Wednesday, and I'm back again. Have fun with that, Fandom. I'd have been here last week, but there was this whole funeral thing, and-

*sound of a door opening, followed by shrieking*

Megan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD IT'S YOU. YOU'RE JAYE, RIGHT? YOU'RE REALLY JAYE?

Jaye: If I say no, will you please stop screaming?

( Read more... )

Happy Tuesday, Fandom and Fandomites. This is Jaye. Usually you get the guy with the arms, but today we're switching it up a little. I'm the one who'll mess up your names and make fun of you. Nice to meet you too.

( and now i finish cleaning! )